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**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 6t

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

@Radical_EgoCom @Hothrin ----

"If they can make you believe absurdities, they can make you commit atrocities."

-- Voltaire

When I say #ReligionIsPoison I really do mean ALL RELIGION.

Your religion is small and didn't have the opportunity to oppress anyone. THAT'S ALL.

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 1p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

RELIGION
THE PRACTICE OF
TRAINING YOUR MIND TO
IGNORE EVIDENCE, LOGIC
AND REASON, WHILE
BEING ABLE TO BELIEVE
IN FAIRYTALES BASED ON
FAITH ALONE...
AND BEING PROUD OF IT
RATHER THAN ASHAMED.

#ReligionIsPoison #Atheism #Atheist

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 1p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Rev N. Fidel
@RevNFidel

How it happened:

God: Hey son, check out
this creation I made!

Jesus: wow, that's cool
dad. Look at that naked
guy eating an Apple!

God: what?! Medammit!
Now the only way to fix
this mess is to have you
murdered. Sorry son, my
omnipotent hands are
tied

#ReligionIsPoison #GoatHerdersGuideToTheGalaxy #ShitIFind

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 2p *

2p *

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

#AmericanChristianity #ReligionIsPoison #Bigotry #Racism #MAGA #Evangelicals #Project2025 #WelcomeToGilead #Hunger #SchoolLunch #WWJD #SermonOnTheMount #Matthew25

If you don't want us to think you're racist, stop doing racist things and stop supporting people doing racist things.

Zach W. Lambert
@ZachWLambert

We must reckon with the fact that a
significant number of Americans won’t pay
for hungry kids to get lunch or sick kids to get
healthcare, but they will pay $500,000 to a
white woman for calling a 5-year-old Black
kid the n-word.

We also must reckon with the fact that the
vast majority of these people identify as
Christian.

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 3p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

“Anybody who wants religion is welcome to
it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your
right to enjoy it. However, I would
appreciate it if you exhibited more respect
for the rights of those people who do not
wish to share your dogma, rapture, or
necrodestination.”

Frank Zappa

#ReligionIsPoison #FrankZappa

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 3p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Donald Trump dies during a trip through Israel. The
American diplomats ask the authorities how the
situation will proceed. They say they can have him
buried here for $100 or take him to America for
$5,000. The diplomats consult briefly and then say
they want him buried in America. When it is
pointed out that this would be much more
expensive, the diplomats says: That may be so, but
a long time ago, a man died in your country and
was resurrected three days later, and we cannot
take that risk.

#MAGA #Trump #ReligionIsPoison

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 4p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Long as men are not trained
to withhold judgment in the
absence of evidence, they
will be led astray by
cocksure prophets.

-- Bertrand Russell

#BertrandRussell #Atheist #Atheism

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 5p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

What could possibly do wrong with living your life by following ancient laws written by anonymous authors in dead
languages by ignorant, racist, sexist, superstitious goat herding
barbarians who believed everything they couldn't explain in the world was magic?

#ReligionIsPoison #GoatHerdersGuideToTheGalaxy

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 5p *

5p *

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

#ReligionIsPoison #PunchNazis #MAGA #StarWars

This is actually a fine example that you'll be oppressed too, even if you join the fascists.

This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

[Image of Admiral Motti in Star Wars, Scene 18]

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 6p

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Image of Jesus Christ with a MAGA hat, handgun in right hand and an eight inch chef knife in the left, knocking on a door:

"Open up it's Jesus, You better not have any minorities in there"

#MAGA #AmericanChristianity #ICE

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 6p *

6p *

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Time for a reintroduction:
I'm about to hit 7000 followers and take timeout of the steady meme output whenever certain milestones happen to stop and touch base with everyone.

I'm an Atheist, raised by a devout Catholic Seminary student. I have a lifelong love in the study of philosophy and frequently mock religion. My real-world attitude is such that Mormons, Muslims, JW, and every Christian congregation attempts to recruit me until they learn I'm an #Atheist ...

MORE ->

#ReligionIsPoison

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 27. apr

27. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

"These reasons suffice to show
superabundantly by how many roads
Modernism leads to atheism and to the
annihilation of all religion. The error of
Protestantism made the first step on this
path; that of Modernism makes the
second; atheism makes the next"

-- POPE PIUS X, ON THE DOCTRINE OF THE
MODERNISTS, 1907

#ReligionIsPoison

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 26. apr

26. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Nine year old meme is still true...

#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Trans #Transgender #bigotry #racism #AmericanChristianity #ReligionIsPoison

If I recall correctly, they used the Bible to justify slavery too...

It wasn’t about who used
the water fountains then,
and it isn’t about who
uses the bathrooms now.
Hate is hate, and
using your religion
to justify your hate is
sad, sick and perverse.

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 24. apr

24. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Narcissa Stique
@JMarcusGuevarra

Literally no gay person has
approached me and forced me
to be gay. | did, however, have
some people from the church
approach me and guilt me into
joining their religion saying that I
am going to hell for my choices.
So who's forcing whose lifestyle
now?

#ReligionIsPoison #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 24. apr

24. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Karl Popper's Paradox of Tolerance applies to RELIGION as much as it does to FASCISM and RACISM. You cannot believe in equal rights for all people when your God prefers some people over others. PERIOD. RELIGION IS POISON.

#ReligionIsPoison #equality #bigotry

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 17. apr

17. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Photo of a gay couple with their kids at a June Pride Parade.

"i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in
most cases, they don't understand what
they're doing and what they're promoting. i
think most children are pressured into going to
gay rallies by their parents and, therefore,
pressured into believing in gay marriage."

Response:
"I really hate seeing children in churches. In most
cases, they don't understand what they're doing and
what they're promoting. I think most children are
pressured into going to churches by their parents
therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in
the sky who will send them to hell if they touch
themselves or eat shrimp."

#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Trans

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 16. apr

16. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Artist's depiction of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount:

Jesus holding a red hat with tiny white letters.
"Judas, you dropped your hat!"

#ReligionIsPoison #SermonOnTheMount #AmericanChristianity

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 11. apr

11. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

Why don't people tell many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

#JonesTown #DrinkTheKoolAid #Flavoraid

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 11. apr *

11. apr *

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

@PizzaCakeComic
https://www.facebook.com/pizzacakecomic

#ReligionIsPoison #AmericanChristianity #ChristianFascism #bigotry #racism #MAGA #Trump #Project2025

Karl Popper's Paradox of Tolerance applies to religion as much as it does to racism and fascism. You cannot believe in equal rights when your god prefers some people over others.

four panel comic:

Panel 1: "I'm being persecuted just because I'm a Christian!" (white lady wearing a crucifix named "Lauwren")

Panel 2: PizzaCakeComic Girl interrupts, "Nobody cares that you're a Christian!"

Panel 3: PizzaCakeComic Girl continues, "We don't like you because you're a raving bigot who uses your religion to justify being hateful!"

Panel 4: List of social media notifications:

Lauwren @jesuslovurr
ICE is doing the Lord's work

Lauwren @jesuslovurr
Pray the gay away

Lauwren @jesuslovurr
Pronouns makes Jesus cry

Lauwren @jesuslovurr
Trollops don't go to Heaven!!

**Church of Jeff** @jeffowski@mastodon.world · 8. apr

8. apr

Church of Jeff @jeffowski@mastodon.world

#Easter #ReligionIsPoison #ShitIFind

Blasphemies are human laws for a god that can't take care of itself. It is proof that your god isn't all-knowing or isn't all-powerful.

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