Ben Royce 🇺🇦<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://kolektiva.social/@504DR" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>504DR</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sfba.social/@johnlogic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>johnlogic</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://talkedabout.social/@AlliFlowers" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>AlliFlowers</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@bolson" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bolson</span></a></span> </p><p>exactly</p><p>everyone is familiar with "how can i vote <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/democrat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>democrat</span></a> if they are so milquetoast <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/centrist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>centrist</span></a>" </p><p>they are so centrist because you don't show up in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/primaries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>primaries</span></a>, motherfuckers</p><p>the *<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/midterm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>midterm</span></a>* primaries</p><p>it's. on. *you*.</p><p>everyone in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>usa</span></a>:</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vote</span></a> or fuck off</p><p>if you don't vote, shut the fuck up</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/primary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>primary</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/primary2026" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>primary2026</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/midterms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>midterms</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/midterm2026" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>midterm2026</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/primaries2026" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>primaries2026</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/midterms2026" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>midterms2026</span></a></p>