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Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi:Spiraling hard mentally this morning. Please send all the pics and shitposts. <a href="https://beige.party/tags/CatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CatsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DogsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PetsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PetsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/FediPets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FediPets</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/BlackCatsOfFedi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BlackCatsOfFedi</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/TuxedoCatsOfFedi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TuxedoCatsOfFedi</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/TuxedoCatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TuxedoCatsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cats</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Dogs</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Sheep" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sheep</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Goats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Goats</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Bloomscrolling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bloomscrolling</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Asstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Asstodon</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/shitposting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitposting</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Shitposts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shitposts</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a>

Aaron PrivenProject I do not have time to do: A cargo bike filled with pens, paper, envelopes, stamps, markers and crayons, making stops along JFK Drive or Ovean Beach Park or similar places, allowing people to write letters and make art, to be called “The Stationery Bike” <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/bike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bike</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/sfba" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sfba</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a>

Adrianna TanI have a whole bunch of marine puns in a different language that I doubt more than 1 other person at work would understand. In Taiwanese / Hokkien, ‘Hae’ means shrimp ‘Heh’ means fishSo since I was a child my cousins and I have always been saying shrimp shrimp shrimp or fish fish fish for ‘hehehehe’ laughing It was meant to be<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Marine</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Languages" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Languages</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Hokkien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Hokkien</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Taiwanese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Taiwanese</a>

Adrianna TanSomeone gave me a seaweed snack and said, ‘let me kelp you’<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Marine</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a>

Wendy PalmerSpotted at a red light in <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/Perth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Perth</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/gandalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gandalf</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/LOTR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LOTR</a>

Adrianna TanNext time a bigot tells you queerness is against nature, show them this and said, whale actually<a href="https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/mating-male-humpbacks-1.7131511" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/mating-male-humpbacks-1.7131511</a>And then after they’ve composed themselves, tell them ‘you’re whalecome’Bigots don’t deserve whales tho, even if they’re humpbacks humping<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Marine</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Whales" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Whales</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/LGBTQ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LGBTQ</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a>

Matthew VernonProbably stupid <a href="https://wikis.world/tags/mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mastodon</a> question, but: if I want to share a toot with people who aren't on mastodon (shocking, I know, but some of the <a href="https://wikis.world/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a> need to be shared), is there a better way to get the correct URL than "C&P the link on wikis.world into a private browser window, then select the link on the click-through?" I get why there's a "You are leaving wikis.world. If you trust this link, click to continue" dialogue, but it's a real pain when sharing things.

DaveI forgot to do an <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#introduction</a>, so hi!Professionally I make <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/computers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#computers</a> go "beep" and occasionally "boop" if I'm feeling fancy. On the Bad Place I mostly post elaborate <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a> and describe ways my kids (aka <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/hatchlings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hatchlings</a>) have outsmarted me. Used to run a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BoardGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BoardGames</a> group but rarely find the time now, sadly. Interested in <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/maths" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maths</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#science</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#language</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/puzzles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puzzles</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/VideoGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#VideoGames</a> and probably <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/OtherThingsThatIHaveForgotten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OtherThingsThatIHaveForgotten</a>.Not sure exactly how I'll use <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a> - work in progress...

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