Pete Orrall<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@SrRochardBunson" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>SrRochardBunson</span></a></span> I don't drink at all but if there were a drink named the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/guillotini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>guillotini</span></a> then it would also need to contain a razor blade in the shot glass.</p><p>Seriously.</p><p>This totally needs to be filed under "the list of things that don't exist, but should." Along with the sport I invented back in college named "Ultimate Javelin." Unfortunately I could not find anyone willing to try it, even after several rounds of hard drinks. 🤷♂️</p>